How can I increase my tips as a Birkenstock-wearing gogo dancer?

10 Responses to “How can I increase my tips as a Birkenstock-wearing gogo dancer?”

1. M B says:

   May 6, 2010 at 4:05 am

   Sell drugs to your biker customers.
2. Ghost of Chicken Boy™ says:

   May 6, 2010 at 4:42 am

   Try not kick anyone in the face.
3. practice says:

   May 6, 2010 at 4:54 am

   Dress as a librarian. Or should I say undress. Go go dancers are hot.
   When I was a kid, about 5, I lost my shoes. My father–to punish me–made me wear my sister’s gogo boots to nursery school. All the kids made fun of me. They were pretty stylin though.
4. timkopo6ka says:

   May 6, 2010 at 5:20 am

   Try shaving your legs and pits.
5. TooBeauCoup says:

   May 6, 2010 at 5:21 am

   Ha ha! What you need are some Birkenstocks with six-inch CLEAR HEELS. Trust me! You’ll be rakin’ em in.
6. devastedinthesouth says:

   May 6, 2010 at 6:17 am

   I would say lifts at the heel inside the birky- you might get a custom wedge made at a specialty shop for shoes. it could be cork and match the birky and then you’d have calves more pronounced.
   otherwise those shoes don’t do much for legs.
   I’d change to a different shoe if i wanted more tips!
7. Schlitzie says:

   May 6, 2010 at 6:54 am

   Stage name: “Sturdy Browns”.
8. Ichi says:

   May 6, 2010 at 7:21 am

   You just need to find the right client base for your wardrobe.
   I am sure there is a market for sensible shoe wearing dancers
9. warehaus says:

   May 6, 2010 at 8:10 am

   Glue some mirrors to the tops of your Birstocks and then wear a really short skirt. And keep your feet still. I know it’s tough when you’re dancin’ go-go, but trust me!
10. Derwood H. Stevens says:

    May 6, 2010 at 8:45 am

    Make sure your feet are EXTRA dirty. Hippies like that.

    Then nudge any non-tippers or low-tippers in the face with your Birkenstocks and say ‘….karma….dude….karma….’ which is hippy slang for tips.