How much is Jesus’ endorsement deal worth for Birkenstock sandals. That guy has been hawking those for ages?

5 Responses to “How much is Jesus’ endorsement deal worth for Birkenstock sandals. That guy has been hawking those for ages?”

1. Symmetry says:

   December 27, 2010 at 2:18 pm

   He doesn’t do much for their multicolour range though. Joseph would have been a much better option for that range with his technicolour dream coat and all.
2. frogma, fundie hooker - knitting = abomination! says:

   December 27, 2010 at 3:07 pm

   Is he going to be appearing in mag ads for Frisbee Golf gear in High Times?
3. Tomlin Jacquot says:

   December 27, 2010 at 3:22 pm

   He just signed a deal with Nike. It’s a 5 year deal worth $250 million for the new Air Jesus basketball shoes debuting in 2011.

   There is an out clause after one year though, in case the world does actually end in 2012. Then it drops to a $50 million deal, as there won’t be as many people getting to wear the gear since many will be grinding their teeth in the depths of hell.

   Merry Christmas!!!!
4. Bert Schmecky Schmunneh says:

   December 27, 2010 at 4:18 pm

   I know another guy who wears nothing but Manolo Blahnik heels. . . they look kind of silly in size 14 but they make him feel like a princess. Isn’t the world strange?
5. The Jackster says:

   December 27, 2010 at 4:41 pm

   Only a female gym teacher knows for sure.