Would Christ be a Vegan, or would he head over to Tony Roma’s for all you can eat ribs?
I have known people with genius IQ’s who wear those sandals. Not me. They are too expensive.
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maybe if he felt like it.
he be in jail in no time
for being anti government
they will steal his sandals
and they would give him a haircut
HE would wear an original pair of crocs….no need to order out…HE has the power to turn a speck of dust into a juicy ribeye steak, etc.
I like to think he would be really into pasta and pizza.
and he’d be on the fence about the whole vegetarian thing…like, he would only eat free range chicken.
I think he’d be more of a fan of Red Lobster and seafood joints, and he’d be an ultra-conservative. I don’t think he’d be a vegan (he ate meat and fish in the Bible), but he wouldn’t be for animal cruelty. Also….. Only idiots wear those ugly sandals, and I doubt Jesus is a fool. XP
Christ would not be wearing Birkenstocks. He would be wearing a budget knock-off. He would eat all the foods we eat…with the probable exception of pork. For the Kingdom of God does not consist in eating and drinking…” (Romans 14:17).
He would not be drop dead gorgeous because people would not follow him for his looks, it says so in the Bible. He wouldn’t be rich because how could he preach humility and be affluent? Any money he would get would go to whoever needed it. Of course, being the Son of God, he would know who needed it.
With his income he’d be wearing second hand Flip Flops…He would eat whatever was given to him and be thankful for that. .
Jesus was a carpenter. He would likely be most comfortable wearing Red Wings work boots.