I am apparently very bad at this, having little success with my previous attempts:
1.) My suggestion that shaved legs would allow a woman to appear more feminine than Ernest Borgnine was met with a china plate being hurled at me.
2.) My attempt to win over my lady love with a compliment, “You are not so heavy today! The floor isn’t creaking so loud”, earned me a full-body tackle and hands squeezing my throat.
3.) My sincere effort to provide an inspiration did not go over well, as I stated in heartfelt fashion, “Honey, you too can look like a model! WalMart uses store employees in its ads, you know”; this solicited a birkenstock-clad foot being kicked in the direction of a certain part of my anatomy.
4.) Finally, my inquiry as to what auto-shop my girlfriend had her hair done at was, surprisingly, answered with a judo chop to my Adam’s apple.
As you can plainly see, women are very difficult to sweet-talk these days. What suggestions do you have to help my situation?
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umm maybe you should just take them as they are, and stop trying to change them
You have a good sense of humor.
My suggestion is to buy a new set of dishes for her to hurl at you, since you seem to have not yet learned your lesson.
you should get your mouth permantently stapled shut
maybe if u got her a day at some beauty make over place, she’d get scrubed up well and hopefully then she what she looks like hot
there is none straight up
Beggars can’t be choosers.
Well, if that is your picture on the left then maybe you should improve your apperance before you ask anyone else to.
Wow.
You’re really bad at “complimenting” girls, arent you?
Why dont you say something like “You look really pretty”, or “You’re hair looks nice today. ”
Here’s my suggestion. . . try NOT being rude when you compliment.
just say “wow baby i really love the feel of smooth legs theyre so sexy” after shes just shaved them. . . . . .
or if your shopping say “oh this would look really sexy on you you should try it on”
did you really say those things?? lol i think you need a little more tact:)
I would also suggest in the same subtle manner you’ve been using perhaps offering to pay for her therapy sessions to deal with her unfounded aggression.
I can’t fathom how any woman would not readily accept a compliment.
Don’t give up on her yet.
The best thing to do Jack is to surprise her with a day at a spa. Get her the “works”. Tell her you would like her to be pampered. Won’t help with the extra weight. The results are quite pleasing. Kind of like having your car detailed.
Hum, my husband gave me a lovely spa gift. Maybe he was trying to tell me something.
and you are still alive?
Don’t tell me, that you took complimenting lessons from my husband! You sound just like him!
Stop hanging around him and I’m sure you will be smart enough to figure this out!!
None of those worked out for you? Really? Strange. I think you need to find chicks who either are deaf or have a good sense of humor. See how that works out for you.
Depends on the girl, really. Some girls will take a simple compliment out of context and make a big deal out of it. It’s mostly about being insecure with your partners.
Use complements to others, in your girl friend’s circle, as a way to complement your gf. .
Such as, Wow! You look amazing! Where do you work out? My gf would love to go there.
Or, “Your hair is drop-dead gorgeous! Where do you get it done? My gf would love to go there.
“Wow! That shirt looks great on you! I bet it would look good on my gf after she works out a bit. .
See, its a win-win. . Both get a complement.
Buy her a day at the spa and let the hostess at the spa know your concerns maybe.
I think you better quit trying. . . . . . . succumb to bachelorhood and just look pretty for your picture!.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooh. Ouch. Can’t help. After reading that I want to join her team and kick your ass myself. lol. Seriously Jack babe, chill out on the romance. You suck at it.
Have you considered a bromance instead? I think you might do better and your manly bits would have a higher chance of survival.
Show her a picture of Miss April.