What do you get a wife for her birthday that enjoys Melissa Etheridge, flannel shirts and Birkenstock shoes?

21 Responses to “What do you get a wife for her birthday that enjoys Melissa Etheridge, flannel shirts and Birkenstock shoes?”

1. JOAKOOL says:

   April 30, 2010 at 5:20 am

   A female stripper?
2. pay no mind says:

   April 30, 2010 at 5:48 am

   a lesbian lover
3. BillyCostigan says:

   April 30, 2010 at 6:04 am

   A girlfriend that looks like Rosie O’Donnell.

   I threw up in my mouth a little when I was typing that.
4. Crash Fu™ says:

   April 30, 2010 at 6:23 am

   Khaki Dockers, a riding mower and a date with Ellen Degeneres, apparently.
5. I Don't Carrot All says:

   April 30, 2010 at 6:31 am

   Indigo Girls pajamas.
6. Flamboastin' says:

   April 30, 2010 at 7:20 am

   a lesbian starter kit
7. Pass It On... says:

   April 30, 2010 at 7:40 am

   A Melissa Etheridge CD, a flannel shirt and a pair of Birkenstocks.
8. ompelle says:

   April 30, 2010 at 8:19 am

   A Subaru Forester with a pair of fuzzy balls hanging from the rear-view mirror.
9. The Revenge Avenged says:

   April 30, 2010 at 8:41 am

   No offense, but…a tractor?
10. Bob Newhart dismayed says:

    April 30, 2010 at 8:44 am

    testosterone shots

    the sideburns will fill in on their own….
11. ♥Not So Sweet Sassy♥ says:

    April 30, 2010 at 9:04 am

    Uhmm….maybe a divorce or you could go all out and get yourself a sex change.
12. spirit says:

    April 30, 2010 at 9:29 am

    Ain’t it strange how over time, couples start becoming more like each other. I remember when it was just you wearing the flannel and Birkenstock shoes, listening to Melissa.
    I think she needs a new hubby.
13. Rusty Tater © says:

    April 30, 2010 at 9:38 am

    A double headed you-know-what !
14. mrhappy says:

    April 30, 2010 at 9:46 am

    I just upchucked reading BillyC’s answer….
15. Tut Uncommon 2: Electric Bugaloo says:

    April 30, 2010 at 10:39 am

    The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. All of them.
16. МѓМ - Bounty Hunting Scum says:

    April 30, 2010 at 10:41 am

    A ‘Bend Over Boyfriend’ sex toy kit.
17. sillyme:-) says:

    April 30, 2010 at 11:00 am

    A subscription to Playboy
18. shyone says:

    April 30, 2010 at 11:46 am

    a photo of you in a nice piece of lingerie, some oil she can warm up and some candles to enjoy quiet time with…
19. Isaiah says:

    April 30, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    yes
20. Dead Parrot Society says:

    April 30, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    Pack your bags and leave before she gets back.
21. Kenny E says:

    April 30, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    Suspenders