WHat Would Jesus Wear?
Chacos or Teva?
Please don’t say Birkenstock because my personal goD is fond of synthetic uppers with Vibram soles….
In related news – if Jesus had Gore-Tex boots, would he have needed to walk on water…
Oh Rovey, I have been here before – I was drawn to R&S, after dealing with a science topic that I sometimes frequent…
Jesus wears a beat up old pair of Reebocks when he comes to cut my grass.
Crocks & a bathrobe.
Saw him on the street the other day
Since Jesus is supposedly God, and God created man and women naked (they way he preferred them), I would say the attire of choice for Jesus would likely be nothing at all.
I would say BORN sandals. ( my favorite)
If He wore boots yes, He would still walk on water to prove an point of HIS love.
Regardless of styles and shoes, Jesus loves us all !
He’d wear a shirt with a picture of a rooster on it and underneath it would say “Big Cock”.
And crotch-less underwear.
Hopefully.
He would wear whatever fit into the time period in which he was living.
I’m afraid it might be Birkenstock! Unfortunately I’ve never had the chance to ask him.
(I see you are developing a taste for religion). I, myself, find R&S most amusing.
Keesten – I was thinking more of a shirt that read FIRE HOSE, and then had an arrow pointing down underneath.
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similar to the pope, but not so fancy. more humble.
What type of question is this????? You make no sense. . . what do you care what Jesus would wear????? Do you honestly think your funnY????
Why more nastiness ? what does this say about you ? What does it prove . ?
I think Jesus would wear whatever would be appropriate attire for the occasion or the circumstances He found Himself in.
Why not Gore-Tex boots on the water. And good sturdy blue-jeans to mow the lawn and preach to the crowds ???
P S. you may have 20 points for my questions !
the ubercheap walmart foam sandal. The kind that cost a fraction of a cent to make and likely has high mercury/lead levels.
He would wear a “WWJW” (what would jesus wear) t-shirt
or “They made up this whole story about me and I was crucified for all your sins and All I got was this lousy t-shirt”
on the back it will have a link to his myspace. you can just touch it, and it will work.